Category Archives: Fun

AUG 14: TOMCAT GANYMED – HAPPY BIRTHDAY LITTLE TWISTER!

Tomcat GANYMED - thank you, that you are with us!

Tomcat GANYMED - thank you, that you are with us! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR GANYMED!
MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER would very cordially like to CONGRATULATE to your BIRTHDAY and wish all the BEST and much HAPPINESS for the FUTURE!
«THERE ARE TWO MEANS OF REFUGE FROM THE MISERIES OF LIFE:
MUSIC AND CATS!» ALBERT SCHWEITZER.
DO YOU AGREE to this GREAT MAN too?
IF YES, CONGRATULATE GANYMED ALSO TO HIS BIRTHDAY!

GANYMED - THE LITTLE TWISTER:
HAVE SEEN MY VIDEO «LITTLE TWISTER»?
ARE YOU NOW GRATEFUL THAT I HAVE BROUGHT SOME JOY INTO YOUR LIFE?

GANYMED - LITTLE TWISTER VIDEO LITTLE TWISTER VIDEO
GANYMED - LITTLE TWISTER 2 VIDEO LITTLE TWISTER 2 VIDEO
GANYMED - LITTLE TWISTER PHOTO SHOWS LITTLE TWISTER PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

AUG 13: SKATETRIX VIDEO DOWNLOAD – HIT PARADE OF PAST WEEK!

I'm the fierce little fighter MOHAN! But my Mommy DJAMILA is so big and so strong!
Always short before she overwhelms me, I use simply my irresistible charm!
That's a very good trick of mine! And the next round of the rumble can begin!
My video SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS was #1 DOWNLOAD of last week:
MONDAY, AUG 06 to SUNDAY, AUG 12 - 2018

WEEKLY RANKING OF SPORT AND ACTION VIDEO CLIPS BY SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY!

  1. SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  2. SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN ATTACKS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  3. EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE ADVENTURE - SWISS ALPS VIDEO - With Madeleine Bianchi!
  4. SIBERIAN TIGERS - ELENA and CUBS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  5. SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN 2 - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  6. CLEAR WATER CASCADE - ACTION IN SWISS ALPS VIDEO - With Madeleine Bianchi!
  7. A DAY AT THE RACE - SPEED SKATING VIDEO - Awarded by Sony Pictures Entertainment!
  8. FIGURE OFF ICE - ARTISTIC SKATING VIDEO - Awarded by Google Video!
  9. LEOPARD DUCA SALINAS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  10. SNOW LEOPARD KYROS - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  11. SNOW LEOPARD BABY KYROS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  12. LITTLE TWISTER 2 - LITTLE CAT VIDEO
  13. SNOW LEOPARD TRIO - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO - New!
  14. LITTLE LION TUSSLE - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  15. LITTLE TWISTER - LITTLE CAT VIDEO
  16. INDIAN LION - FAMILY LIFE - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  17. SIBERIAN TIGRESS LISKA - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  18. SNOW LEOPARD DJAMILA - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  19. BROWN BEAR POOL - LARA - MISHKA - BORIS - WILDLIFE - BROWN BEAR VIDEO
  20. FIGURE OFF ICE 2 - ARTISTIC SKATING VIDEO
  21. WORLD'S FASTEST IN THE ALPS - SPEED SKATING VIDEO
  22. AIRGUN SHOOTING VIDEO - SPORT SHOOTING VIDEO
  23. PELICANS AHOY! - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO - New!
  24. SNOW LEOPARD PAIR - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  25. WORLD'S FASTEST - SPEED SKATING VIDEO
  26. CROSSBOW, COOL, CALM, COLLECTED - CROSSBOW SHOOTING VIDEO
  27. SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN 1 - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO

SKATETRIX VIDEO CLIPS SEE SKATETRIX SPORT, ACTION and WILDLIFE VIDEO CLIPS!

WILDLIFE, SWISS ALPS, SPEED SKATING, ARTISTIC SKATING, LITTLE CAT
SPORT SHOOTING, CROSSBOW SHOOTING, MOUNTAIN BIKING
All video clips optimized for iPhone and Smart Phone!

AUG 13: skatetrix.ch WEBSITE VISITORS – top 15 countries – top 15 cities – of last week!

MONDAY, AUG 06 to SUNDAY, AUG 12 - 2018

Siberian Tigress ELENA Siberian Tigress ELENA
I'm the mascot of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY!
I inform you whether your COUNTRY is among the top 15 visitors of
skatetrix.ch Website!
Whether your CITY is among the top 15!
Well, now you are really intrigued?
Here are the rankings of the last week!

WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE SO MANY VISITORS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!
THANK YOU VER MUCH! WE HOPE YOU WILL VISIT US SOON AGAIN!

TOP 15 COUNTRIES!

TOP 15 CITIES

USA USA (.com) - Thank you!
SWITZERLAND SUI - Danke! - Merci! - Grazie! - Grazia fich! 1
FRANCE FRA - Merci!
GERMANY GER - Danke!
CHINA CHN - Xièxiè!
UK GBR - Thank you!
RUSSIA RUS - Cпacибo!
CANADA CAN - Merci! - Thank you!
PAKISTAN PAK - Thank you!
NETHERLANDS NED - Bedankt!
TURKEY TUR - Teşekk¸r ederim!
INDIA IND - Dhan'yavāda!
BRAZIL BRA - Obrigado!
MEXICO MEX - Gracias!
PHILIPPINES PHI - Gracias
USA ASHBURN
SWITZERLAND ZURICH
USA MOUNTAIN VIEW
UK LONDON
FRANCEPARIS
CANADA MONTREAL
CHINA SHANGHAI
GERMANY FRANKFURT
CHINA BEIJING
USA SAN FRANCISCO
USA LOS ANGELES
USA CHICAGO
NETHERLANDS AMSTERDAM
FRANCEMARSEILLE
PAKISTAN LAHORE
1 Did you know, that little SWITZERLAND has 4 official national languages?

AUG 04: MADELEINE BIANCHI – A POPULAR SWISS STORY TAKES PLACE IN THE SWISS ALPS!

Madeleine Bianchi - a happy Swiss Girl in the Swiss Alps!

MADELEINE BIANCHI - a happy Swiss Girl in the Swiss Alps! HI FOLKS! LET'S PLAY A LITTLE QUIZ!
It's a beautiful and charming STORY about an ORPHANED GIRL!
Together with her GRANDFATHER she lives in the beautiful SWISS ALPS!
This popular SWISS STORY was translated into 50 LANGUAGES and is one of the BEST-SELLING BOOKS ever written!
It served also as SOURCE MATERIAL for more than 20 FILM - or TELEVISION PRODUCTIONS!
Of course each one of you knows the answer!
THE LITTLE SWISS GIRL IS - HEIDI!

HEIDI INTRODUCES HERSELF IN THE WEALTHY HOUSE AT FRANKFURT!

HEIDI:
MISS ROTTENMEIER:
HEIDI:
MISS ROTTENMEIER:
HEIDI:
MISS ROTTENMEIER:
AUNT DETE:
MISS ROTTENMEIER:
AUNT DETE:
HEIDI:

«HOW DO YOU DO, MISS ROTTENMEIER?»
«WHAT'S YOUR NAME?»
«HEIDI!»
«HEIDI? RIDICULOUS. WHAT NAME DID THEY GIVE YOU WHEN YOU WERE BAPTIZED?»
«I DON'T REMEMBER THAT!»
«ARE YOU BEING IMPUDENT?»
«NO, MISS. SHE DIDN'T UNDERSTAND. SHE WAS BAPTIZED ADELHEID!»
«HMM. SHE LOOKS TOO YOUNG. HOW OLD IS SHE?»
«SHE'S OLDER THAN SHE APPEARS. SHE IS NEARLY ELEVEN!»
«AUNT DETE DOESN'T TELL THE TRUTH! I'M EIGHT YEARS OLD TODAY!»

CLEAR WATER CASCADE - VIDEO CLIP CLEAR WATER CASCADE - Madeleine shows you the treasure of the Swiss Alps!
EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE - VIDEO CLIP EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE - experience vertigo together with Madeleine!
SNOW AND ICE EXPERIENCE - PHOTO SHOW WITH MADELEINE AND ERIC IN HARDROCK LAND!
ACTION PHOTO SHOWS ACTION PHOTO SHOWS
SWISS ALPS VIDEO CLIPS SWISS ALPS VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

JUN 24: BRAINY MOHAN – FOOTBALL WOULD BE NICER WITHOUT BABBLE OF FOOTBALLERS!

Snow Leopard MOHAN - World's cutest Football Player!

Little Snow Leopard MOHAN - World's cutest Football Player! EVERY BET, I'M FAR MORE BRAINY THAN MOST MEDIOCRE FOOTBALL PLAYERS AT THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2018!
Ever heard the NONSENSE which these SIMPLETONS babble in INTERVIEWS?
Stupid BLATHER on the INTELLECTUAL LEVEL of less gifted THIRD GRADERS!
The DEFICIENCIES in their NOODLES get OFFSET with unmatched CONCEIT!
Each successful KICK becomes a HISTORIC FEAT with NATIONAL IMPORTANCE!
«DEAR TELEVISION AUDIENCE! TODAY, I WAS ONCE AGAIN AWFULLY FAMOUS!» 1
1 (By the way! This is a sarcastic annotation by the brainy MOHAN!)

SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN - THE CUTEST FOOTBALL PLAYER OF THE WORLD!
WARNING! - THE NONSENSE WHICH FOOTBALLERS AND TV REPORTRES ARE BABBLING, MAY CAUSE HEADACHE!
TO AVOID THIS, USE YOUR ZAPPER TO TURN OFF THE SOUND OF YOUR TV!
BY THE WAY! - THE NEXT FOOTBALL GAME BEGINS RIGHT NOW!

WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SNOW LEOPARD TRIO - you will see the coolest SNOW LEOPARD TRIO!
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SNOW LEOPARD KYROS - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - I will cast my spell over you!
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SNOW LEOPARD BABY KYROS - a very self-confident little nipper!
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS - Little MOHAN plays with his Mommy DJAMILA!
SNOW LEOPARD PHOTO SHOWS SNOW LEOPARD PHOTO SHOWS
Skatetrix photo show WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

JUN 03: LION RADJA – EUROCRATS VS. UNCLE DONALD? MONKEY BUSINESS AS USUAL!

Lion RADJA - Eurocrats feel not taken seriously by Uncle Donald!

Lion RADJA -Eurocrats feel not taken seriously by Uncle Donald! YOUR DREAM OF A HARLEY-DAVIDSON HAS BURST LIKE A BUBBLE!
Who is to blame? Of course this awful UNCLE DONALD in the WHITE HOUSE!
For he has imposed PUNITIVE TARIFFS on STEEL and ALUMINIUM from EUROPE!
RETALIATION of EUROCRATS? PUNITIVE TARIFFS on AMERICAN PRODUCTS!
WHISKY, ORANGE JUICE, BLUE JEANS and MOTORBIKES too!
Hence forgo your HARLEY-DAVIDSON! Now upset about EUROCRATS?
THEN IMAGINE, HOW THE AWFUL UNCLE DONALD WILL BURST WITH ANGER!

LION RADJA - symbol of regal coolness!
IN THE TIMES OF BOUNDLESS EGALITARIAN STULTIFICATION, EVEN THE POOR IN SPIRIT HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS:
«EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT, TO PRESENT HIMSELF/HERSELF TO THE WORLD AS THIS COMPLETE IDIOT WHICH HE/SHE IS FACTUALLY!»
IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED! THAT'S PURE SARCASM!
BY THE WAY!
I DRINK NEITHER WHISKY NOR ORANGE JUICE!
I WEAR NO BLUE JEANS!
AND I RIDE ALSO NO HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLE!

INDIAN LION PHOTO SHOWS INDIAN LION PHOTO SHOWS
Skatetrix photo show of LITTLE AFRICAN LIONS LITTLE AFRICAN LION BROTHERS AND COUSINS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS INDIAN LION - FAMILY LIFE - we Indian Lions live in harmony!
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

MAY 06: TIGRESS LUVA – HI NASA, I’M AN ENDANGERED LIVING BEING ON A LIVING PLANET!

Siberian Tigress LUVA - they must ongoing have headaches!

Siberian Tigress LUVA - they must ongoing have headaches! InSight, another pointless NASA mission, to WASTE again a pile of MONEY!
MISSION GOAL is to OBTAIN new SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS about the MARS!
More precisely, about its CORE and GEOLOGICAL PROCESSES in its INTERIOR!
AND CONSEQUENTLY ALSO ABOUT THE FORMATION OF THE EARTH!
EARTH IS CALLING NASA CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND!
EARTH IS CALLING NASA CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND!

DOWN HERE, OUR UNIQUE EARTH IS AT THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION!

SIBERIAN TIGRESS LUVA - DO YOU AGREE WITH ME?
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR BETTER TO INVEST IN THE SURVIVAL OF THE ENDANGERED LIVING BEINGS ON OUR STILL LIVING EARTH!
INSTEAD OF WASTING 829 MILLION BUCKS FOR A POINTLESS MISSION TO A DEAD PLANET!

SIBERIAN TIGER PHOTO SHOWS SIBERIAN TIGER PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SIBERIAN TIGRESS ELENA AND HER CUBS IN POND - video
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SIBERIAN TIGRESS LISKA - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - video
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

APR 15: CAPUCHIN RONNIE – TWO OAFS OF EURABIA PLAY WAR, TO FOOL THEIR PEOPLE!

Yellow Breasted Capuchin RONNIE - Were you bitten by the Ape?

Yellow Breasted Capuchin RONNIE - Were you bitten by the Ape? «THE WAR IS FATHER OF ALL THINGS!»
HERACLITUS (ca. 540 BC. - ca. 480 BC.)
WAR IS ABOVE ALL THE FATHER of BOUNDLESS STUPIDITY!
The OSCAR for the recent CONQUEST of the TOP of STUPIDITY goes to:
MRS. MAYDAY of BRITANISTAN and MR. MARKELCON of FRANCISTAN!
Indeed, both FACE big TROUBLES with the ISLAMIC RABBLE in their own countries! Such as those in islamized LONDON and as well in islamized PARIS!
With WAR, we divert FOOLS from RIOTS, RAPES, MURDERS, TERROR ATTACKS!

YELLOW BREASTED CAPUCHIN RONNIE
Let's scrutinize the Islamization of THERESA MAY's LONDON and of BRITAIN!
LONDONISTAN has now 423 new MOSQUES!
LONDONISTAN has already 100 OFFICIAL SHARIA COURTS!
LONDONISTAN has an ISLAMIC MAYOR, who proclaimed:
«TERROR ATTACKS are PART AND PARCEL OF LIVING IN A BIG CITY!»
The former ARCHBISHOP of CANTERBURY and the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE suggested:
«BRITISH LAW SHALL ALSO INCLUDE ELEMENTS OF SHARIA!»
Oh, I almost forgot the petit EMMANUEL!
Has HE asked for PERMISSION of MOM BRIGITTE and AUNT ANGELA, so that HE can play WAR with UNCLE DONALD?

ENDANGERED WILDLIFE - PHOTO SHOW OTHER ENDANGERED SPECIES!
Skatetrix WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY