Category Archives: Fun

JUN 24: BRAINY MOHAN – FOOTBALL WOULD BE NICER WITHOUT BABBLE OF FOOTBALLERS!

Snow Leopard MOHAN - World's cutest Football Player!

Little Snow Leopard MOHAN - World's cutest Football Player! EVERY BET, I'M FAR MORE BRAINY THAN MOST MEDIOCRE FOOTBALL PLAYERS AT THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2018!
Ever heard the NONSENSE which these SIMPLETONS babble in INTERVIEWS?
Stupid BLATHER on the INTELLECTUAL LEVEL of less gifted THIRD GRADERS!
The DEFICIENCIES in their NOODLES get OFFSET with unmatched CONCEIT!
Each successful KICK becomes a HISTORIC FEAT with NATIONAL IMPORTANCE!
«DEAR TELEVISION AUDIENCE! TODAY, I WAS ONCE AGAIN AWFULLY FAMOUS!» 1
1 (By the way! This is a sarcastic annotation by the brainy MOHAN!)

SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN - THE CUTEST FOOTBALL PLAYER OF THE WORLD!
WARNING! - THE NONSENSE WHICH FOOTBALLERS AND TV REPORTRES ARE BABBLING, MAY CAUSE HEADACHE!
TO AVOID THIS, USE YOUR ZAPPER TO TURN OFF THE SOUND OF YOUR TV!
BY THE WAY! - THE NEXT FOOTBALL GAME BEGINS RIGHT NOW!

WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SNOW LEOPARD TRIO - you will see the coolest SNOW LEOPARD TRIO!
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SNOW LEOPARD KYROS - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - I will cast my spell over you!
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SNOW LEOPARD BABY KYROS - a very self-confident little nipper!
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS - Little MOHAN plays with his Mommy DJAMILA!
SNOW LEOPARD PHOTO SHOWS SNOW LEOPARD PHOTO SHOWS
Skatetrix photo show WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

JUN 18: SKATETRIX VIDEO DOWNLOAD – HITPARADE OF PAST WEEK!

I'm the fierce little fighter MOHAN! But my Mommy DJAMILA is so big and so strong!
Always short before she overwhelms me, I use simply my irresistible charm!
That's a very good trick of mine! And the next round of the rumble can begin!
My video SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS was #1 DOWNLOAD of last week:
MONDAY, JUN 11 to SUNDAY, JUN 17 - 2018

WEEKLY RANKING OF SPORT AND ACTION VIDEO CLIPS BY SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY!

  1. SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  2. FIGURE OFF ICE - ARTISTIC SKATING VIDEO - Awarded by Google Video!
  3. A DAY AT THE RACE - SPEED SKATING VIDEO - Awarded by Sony Pictures Entertainment!
  4. SIBERIAN TIGERS - ELENA and CUBS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  5. EXPOSED SUSPENSION BRIDGE ADVENTURE - SWISS ALPS VIDEO - With Madeleine Bianchi!
  6. LITTLE LION TUSSLE - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  7. INDIAN LION - FAMILY LIFE - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  8. SIBERIAN TIGRESS LISKA - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  9. SNOW LEOPARD TRIO - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO - New!
  10. SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN 2 - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  11. SNOW LEOPARD KYROS - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  12. BROWN BEAR POOL - LARA - MISHKA - BORIS - WILDLIFE - BROWN BEAR VIDEO
  13. SNOW LEOPARD BABY KYROS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  14. SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN ATTACKS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  15. CLEAR WATER CASCADE - ACTION IN SWISS ALPS VIDEO - With Madeleine Bianchi!
  16. LEOPARD DUCA SALINAS - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  17. WORLD'S FASTEST - SPEED SKATING VIDEO
  18. SNOW LEOPARD DJAMILA - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  19. WORLD'S FASTEST IN THE ALPS - SPEED SKATING VIDEO
  20. AIRGUN SHOOTING VIDEO - SPORT SHOOTING VIDEO
  21. FIGURE OFF ICE 2 - ARTISTIC SKATING VIDEO
  22. LITTLE TWISTER 2 - LITTLE CAT VIDEO
  23. CROSSBOW, COOL, CALM, COLLECTED - CROSSBOW SHOOTING VIDEO
  24. LITTLE TWISTER - LITTLE CAT VIDEO
  25. SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN 1 - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  26. SNOW LEOPARD PAIR - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO
  27. PELICANS AHOY! - WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO - New!

SKATETRIX VIDEO CLIPS SEE SKATETRIX SPORT, ACTION and WILDLIFE VIDEO CLIPS!

WILDLIFE, SWISS ALPS, SPEED SKATING, ARTISTIC SKATING, LITTLE CAT
SPORT SHOOTING, CROSSBOW SHOOTING, MOUNTAIN BIKING
All video clips optimized for iPhone and Smart Phone!

JUN 18: skatetrix.ch WEBSITE VISITORS – top 12 countries – top 10 cities – of last week!

MONDAY, JUN 11 to SUNDAY, JUN 17 - 2018

Siberian Tigress ELENA Siberian Tigress ELENA
I'm the mascot of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY!
I inform you whether your COUNTRY is among the top 12 visitors of
skatetrix.ch Website!
Whether your CITY is among the top 10!
Well, now you are really intrigued?
Here are the rankings of the last week!

WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE SO MANY VISITORS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!
THANK YOU VER MUCH! WE HOPE YOU WILL VISIT US SOON AGAIN!

TOP 12 COUNTRIES!

TOP 12 CITIES

USA USA (.com) - Thank you!
SWITZERLAND SUI - Danke! - Merci!
NETHERLANDS NED - Bedankt!
FRANCE FRA - Merci!
GERMANY GER - Danke!
UK GBR - Thank you!
ALGERIA ALG - Shokran!
INDIA IND - Dhan'yavāda!
VIETNAM VIE - Cảm o'n bạn!
CANADA CAN - Merci! - Thank you!
PAKISTAN PAK - Thank you!
MYANMAR MYA - Thank you!
USA ASHBURN
SWITZERLAND ZURICH
NETHERLANDS AMSTERDAM
GERMANY FRANKFURT
CANADA MONTREAL
CHINA BEIJING
CAMBODIA PHNOM PENH
USA SAN FRANCISCO
VIETNAM HO CHI MINH CITY
USA ANN ARBOR

JUN 03: LION RADJA – EUROCRATS VS. UNCLE DONALD? MONKEY BUSINESS AS USUAL!

Lion RADJA - Eurocrats feel not taken seriously by Uncle Donald!

Lion RADJA -Eurocrats feel not taken seriously by Uncle Donald! YOUR DREAM OF A HARLEY-DAVIDSON HAS BURST LIKE A BUBBLE!
Who is to blame? Of course this awful UNCLE DONALD in the WHITE HOUSE!
For he has imposed PUNITIVE TARIFFS on STEEL and ALUMINIUM from EUROPE!
RETALIATION of EUROCRATS? PUNITIVE TARIFFS on AMERICAN PRODUCTS!
WHISKY, ORANGE JUICE, BLUE JEANS and MOTORBIKES too!
Hence forgo your HARLEY-DAVIDSON! Now upset about EUROCRATS?
THEN IMAGINE, HOW THE AWFUL UNCLE DONALD WILL BURST WITH ANGER!

LION RADJA - symbol of regal coolness!
IN THE TIMES OF BOUNDLESS EGALITARIAN STULTIFICATION, EVEN THE POOR IN SPIRIT HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS:
«EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT, TO PRESENT HIMSELF/HERSELF TO THE WORLD AS THIS COMPLETE IDIOT WHICH HE/SHE IS FACTUALLY!»
IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED! THAT'S PURE SARCASM!
BY THE WAY!
I DRINK NEITHER WHISKY NOR ORANGE JUICE!
I WEAR NO BLUE JEANS!
AND I RIDE ALSO NO HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLE!

INDIAN LION PHOTO SHOWS INDIAN LION PHOTO SHOWS
Skatetrix photo show of LITTLE AFRICAN LIONS LITTLE AFRICAN LION BROTHERS AND COUSINS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS INDIAN LION - FAMILY LIFE - we Indian Lions live in harmony!
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

MAY 06: TIGRESS LUVA – HI NASA, I’M AN ENDANGERED LIVING BEING ON A LIVING PLANET!

Siberian Tigress LUVA - they must ongoing have headaches!

Siberian Tigress LUVA - they must ongoing have headaches! InSight, another pointless NASA mission, to WASTE again a pile of MONEY!
MISSION GOAL is to OBTAIN new SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS about the MARS!
More precisely, about its CORE and GEOLOGICAL PROCESSES in its INTERIOR!
AND CONSEQUENTLY ALSO ABOUT THE FORMATION OF THE EARTH!
EARTH IS CALLING NASA CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND!
EARTH IS CALLING NASA CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND!

DOWN HERE, OUR UNIQUE EARTH IS AT THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION!

SIBERIAN TIGRESS LUVA - DO YOU AGREE WITH ME?
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR BETTER TO INVEST IN THE SURVIVAL OF THE ENDANGERED LIVING BEINGS ON OUR STILL LIVING EARTH!
INSTEAD OF WASTING 829 MILLION BUCKS FOR A POINTLESS MISSION TO A DEAD PLANET!

SIBERIAN TIGER PHOTO SHOWS SIBERIAN TIGER PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SIBERIAN TIGRESS ELENA AND HER CUBS IN POND - video
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS SIBERIAN TIGRESS LISKA - FACIAL EXPRESSIONS - video
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

APR 15: CAPUCHIN RONNIE – TWO OAFS OF EURABIA PLAY WAR, TO FOOL THEIR PEOPLE!

Yellow Breasted Capuchin RONNIE - Were you bitten by the Ape?

Yellow Breasted Capuchin RONNIE - Were you bitten by the Ape? «THE WAR IS FATHER OF ALL THINGS!»
HERACLITUS (ca. 540 BC. - ca. 480 BC.)
WAR IS ABOVE ALL THE FATHER of BOUNDLESS STUPIDITY!
The OSCAR for the recent CONQUEST of the TOP of STUPIDITY goes to:
MRS. MAYDAY of BRITANISTAN and MR. MARKELCON of FRANCISTAN!
Indeed, both FACE big TROUBLES with the ISLAMIC RABBLE in their own countries! Such as those in islamized LONDON and as well in islamized PARIS!
With WAR, we divert FOOLS from RIOTS, RAPES, MURDERS, TERROR ATTACKS!

YELLOW BREASTED CAPUCHIN RONNIE
Let's scrutinize the Islamization of THERESA MAY's LONDON and of BRITAIN!
LONDONISTAN has now 423 new MOSQUES!
LONDONISTAN has already 100 OFFICIAL SHARIA COURTS!
LONDONISTAN has an ISLAMIC MAYOR, who proclaimed:
«TERROR ATTACKS are PART AND PARCEL OF LIVING IN A BIG CITY!»
The former ARCHBISHOP of CANTERBURY and the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE suggested:
«BRITISH LAW SHALL ALSO INCLUDE ELEMENTS OF SHARIA!»
Oh, I almost forgot the petit EMMANUEL!
Has HE asked for PERMISSION of MOM BRIGITTE and AUNT ANGELA, so that HE can play WAR with UNCLE DONALD?

ENDANGERED WILDLIFE - PHOTO SHOW OTHER ENDANGERED SPECIES!
Skatetrix WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY

MAR 17: LEOPARD DUCA SALINAS – SWISS WAY, TO MAKE A SWISS GOVERNMENT MEMBER!

Leopard DUCA SALINAS - You do not know whether to laugh or to cry!

Leopard DUCA SALINAS - You do not know whether to laugh or to cry! «FOR ONE MILLION, I'LL MAKE OF A POTATO BAG A SWISS GOVERNMENT MEMBER!»
RUDOLF FARNER (1917 - 1984) - founder FARNER CONSULTING.
His PR AGENCY emphasizes its KEY ROLE in SWISS POLITICS:
«Representing the interests of the body politic, we were successful with 95% of the referendums and election campaigns, in which we have been involved!»
LET ME GUESS: WHO PAID ALL THESE MILLIONS FOR THESE CAMPAIGNS?
THOSE, WHO KNOW, TO RULE! - HE WHO PAYS THE PIPER CALLS THE TUNE!

LEOPARD DUCA SALINAS - IL GATTOPARDO:
Politics is harmful to health!
But laughter is the best medicine.
Therefore some fun with this comparison:
POLITICIANS AND DOG SHIT HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!
EACH OF THEM CAN ADHERE FIRMLY AT AN OBJECT:
POLITICIANS AT THEIR ARMCHAIRS!
DOG SHIT AT YOUR SHOES!

HENCE WE HAVE WITH BOTH THE SAME PROBLEM:
HOW TO GET RID OF THEM?

Skatetrix LEOPARD - BLACK PANTHER PHOTO SHOWS LEOPARD - BLACK PANTHER PHOTO SHOWS
Skatetrix WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT PHOTO SHOWS
WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS WILDLIFE - BIG CAT VIDEO CLIPS
©Photos by MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY