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Snow Leopard MOHAN
World's cutest Football Player!
EVERY BET, I'M FAR MORE BRAINY THAN MOST MEDIOCRE FOOTBALL PLAYERS AT THE FIFA WORLD CUP 2018!
Ever heard the NONSENSE which these SIMPLETONS babble in INTERVIEWS?
Stupid BLATHER on the INTELLECTUAL LEVEL of less gifted THIRD GRADERS!
The DEFICIENCIES in their NOODLES get OFFSET with unmatched CONCEIT!
Each successful KICK becomes a HISTORIC FEAT with NATIONAL IMPORTANCE!
«DEAR TELEVISION AUDIENCE!
TODAY, I WAS ONCE AGAIN AWFULLY FAMOUS!» 1 1
(By the way! This is a sarcastic annotation by the brainy MOHAN!)
SNOW LEOPARD MOHAN
THE CUTEST FOOTBALL PLAYER OF THE WORLD!
THE NONSENSE WHICH FOOTBALLERS AND TV REPORTRES ARE BABBLING, MAY CAUSE HEADACHE!
TO AVOID THIS, USE YOUR ZAPPER TO TURN OFF THE SOUND OF YOUR TV!
BY THE WAY!
THE NEXT FOOTBALL GAME BEGINS RIGHT NOW!
I'm the fierce little fighter MOHAN! But my Mommy DJAMILA is so big and so strong!
Always short before she overwhelms me, I use simply my irresistible charm!
That's a very good trick of mine! And the next round of the rumble can begin!
SNOW LEOPARD PLAYINGS
was #1 DOWNLOAD of last week:
MONDAY, JUN 11 to SUNDAY, JUN 17 - 2018
WEEKLY RANKING OF SPORT AND ACTION VIDEO CLIPS BY SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY!
Siberian Tigress ELENA
I'm the mascot of SKATETRIX SPORT COMPANY!
I inform you whether your COUNTRY is among the top 12 visitors of
Whether your CITY is among the top 10!
Well, now you are really intrigued?
Here are the rankings of the last week!
WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE SO MANY VISITORS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD!
THANK YOU VER MUCH!
WE HOPE YOU WILL VISIT US SOON AGAIN!
TOP 12 COUNTRIES!
TOP 12 CITIES
USA (.com) - Thank you!
SUI - Danke! - Merci!
NED - Bedankt!
FRA - Merci!
GER - Danke!
GBR - Thank you!
ALG - Shokran!
IND - Dhan'yavāda!
VIE - Cảm o'n bạn!
CAN - Merci! - Thank you!
PAK - Thank you!
MYA - Thank you!
HO CHI MINH CITY
Eurocrats feel not taken seriously by Uncle Donald!
YOUR DREAM OF A HARLEY-DAVIDSON HAS BURST LIKE A BUBBLE!
Who is to blame? Of course this awful UNCLE DONALD in the WHITE HOUSE!
For he has imposed PUNITIVE TARIFFS on STEEL and ALUMINIUM from EUROPE!
RETALIATION of EUROCRATS? PUNITIVE TARIFFS on AMERICAN PRODUCTS!
WHISKY, ORANGE JUICE, BLUE JEANS and MOTORBIKES too!
Hence forgo your HARLEY-DAVIDSON!
Now upset about EUROCRATS?
THEN IMAGINE, HOW THE AWFUL UNCLE DONALD WILL BURST WITH ANGER!
LION RADJA - symbol of regal coolness!
IN THE TIMES OF BOUNDLESS EGALITARIAN STULTIFICATION, EVEN THE POOR IN SPIRIT HAVE THE SAME RIGHTS:
«EVERYONE HAS THE RIGHT, TO PRESENT HIMSELF/HERSELF TO THE WORLD AS THIS COMPLETE IDIOT WHICH HE/SHE IS FACTUALLY!»
IF YOU HAVEN'T NOTICED!
THAT'S PURE SARCASM!
BY THE WAY!
I DRINK NEITHER WHISKY NOR ORANGE JUICE!
I WEAR NO BLUE JEANS!
AND I RIDE ALSO NO HARLEY-DAVIDSON MOTORCYCLE!
Siberian Tigress LUVA
they must ongoing have headaches!
InSight, another pointless NASA mission, to WASTE again a pile of MONEY!
MISSION GOAL is to OBTAIN new SCIENTIFIC FINDINGS about the MARS!
More precisely, about its CORE and GEOLOGICAL PROCESSES in its INTERIOR!
AND CONSEQUENTLY ALSO ABOUT THE FORMATION OF THE EARTH! EARTH IS CALLING NASA CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND!
EARTH IS CALLING NASA CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND! DOWN HERE, OUR UNIQUE EARTH IS AT THE BRINK OF DESTRUCTION!
SIBERIAN TIGRESS LUVA
DO YOU AGREE WITH ME?
IT WOULD HAVE BEEN FAR BETTER TO INVEST IN THE SURVIVAL OF THE ENDANGERED LIVING BEINGS ON OUR STILL LIVING EARTH!
INSTEAD OF WASTING 829 MILLION BUCKS FOR A POINTLESS MISSION TO A DEAD PLANET!
Yellow Breasted Capuchin RONNIE
Were you bitten by the Ape?
«THE WAR IS FATHER OF ALL THINGS!»
HERACLITUS (ca. 540 BC. - ca. 480 BC.)
WAR IS ABOVE ALL THE FATHER of BOUNDLESS STUPIDITY!
The OSCAR for the recent CONQUEST of the TOP of STUPIDITY goes to:
MRS. MAYDAY of BRITANISTAN and MR. MARKELCON of FRANCISTAN!
Indeed, both FACE big TROUBLES with the ISLAMIC RABBLE in their own countries!
Such as those in islamized LONDON and as well in islamized PARIS!
With WAR, we divert FOOLS from RIOTS, RAPES, MURDERS, TERROR ATTACKS!
YELLOW BREASTED CAPUCHIN RONNIE
Let's scrutinize the Islamization of THERESA MAY's LONDON and of BRITAIN!
LONDONISTAN has now 423 new MOSQUES!
LONDONISTAN has already 100 OFFICIAL SHARIA COURTS!
LONDONISTAN has an ISLAMIC MAYOR, who proclaimed:
«TERROR ATTACKS are PART AND PARCEL OF LIVING IN A BIG CITY!»
The former ARCHBISHOP of CANTERBURY and the LORD CHIEF JUSTICE suggested:
«BRITISH LAW SHALL ALSO INCLUDE ELEMENTS OF SHARIA!»
Oh, I almost forgot the petit EMMANUEL!
Has HE asked for PERMISSION of MOM BRIGITTE and AUNT ANGELA, so that HE can play WAR with UNCLE DONALD?
Leopard DUCA SALINAS
You do not know whether to laugh or to cry!
«FOR ONE MILLION, I'LL MAKE OF A POTATO BAG A SWISS GOVERNMENT MEMBER!»
RUDOLF FARNER (1917 - 1984) - founder FARNER CONSULTING.
His PR AGENCY emphasizes its KEY ROLE in SWISS POLITICS:
«Representing the interests of the body politic, we were successful with 95% of the referendums and election campaigns, in which we have been involved!»
LET ME GUESS:
WHO PAID ALL THESE MILLIONS FOR THESE CAMPAIGNS?
THOSE, WHO KNOW, TO RULE!
HE WHO PAYS THE PIPER CALLS THE TUNE!
LEOPARD DUCA SALINAS - IL GATTOPARDO:
Politics is harmful to health!
But laughter is the best medicine.
Therefore some fun with this comparison:
POLITICIANS AND DOG SHIT HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!
EACH OF THEM CAN ADHERE FIRMLY AT AN OBJECT:
POLITICIANS AT THEIR ARMCHAIRS!
DOG SHIT AT YOUR SHOES!
HENCE WE HAVE WITH BOTH THE SAME PROBLEM:
HOW TO GET RID OF THEM?