I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!
MY BEST NEW YEAR's WISHES TO THE YEAR 2022!
WITH MY APPERTAINING NEW YEAR's SPEECH!
The latter is absolutely exempt from amusement tax!
COLLECTIVE OUTBURSTS OF HILARITY!
Again the ordinary calendrical fixed collective outbursts of hilarity all over the world.
Let the corks pop and the fireworks rockets rise! Bang!
MOST STUPID NEW YEAR's SPEECHES!
Like on any New Year's Day, the goofy New Year's speeches of the governing dorks.
A hodgepodge of hollow phrases, that their scribblers wrote on their behalf.
Full of silly banalities about COMMONALITY, HOPE, FUTURE, SOLIDARITY, blah, blah, blah!
BY THE WAY, THERE IS NO OBLIGATION - NOT YET! - TO LISTEN TO THIS HOGWASH!
That will spare you a lot of headache, caused by listening!
A MATCHING NEW YEAR's CONCERT TO ANY NEW YEAR's SPEECH?
How about some ARMPIT FARTING?
This is the sole appropriate incidental music to their bloviation:
AN INFERNAL FART CONCERT!
A GOOD MOTTO AND RESOLUTION TO THE NEW YEAR!
«WHETHER IT WILL GET BETTER IF IT GETS CHANGED, I DON'T KNOW.
THAT IT MUST GET CHANGED IF IT IS TO BECOME BETTER IS CERTAIN!»
GEORG CHRISTOPH LICHTENBERG (1742 - 1799) - German physicist, satirist, and author of the waste books.
TAKE THE CHANCE, TO GET THINGS BETTER!
Let's begin with the changes, proposed by Mr. LICHTENBERG!
Best the day after, when you are sober again!
THROW POLITICIANS ON THE DUNG HEAP OF HISTORY!
At first, all these political dorks, which sits for decades in every twaddle hut!
And throw them all on the dung heap of history to the other has-been political morons!
As a salutary lesson for the succeeding armchair sitters!
You know, these changes, mentioned by Mr. LICHTENBERG, so that things get better!