Tag: Siberian Puss

MAY 19: SIBERIAN PUSS HELIOS – IT IS MY BIRTHDAY! NOW I AM 2 YEARS OLD!

SIBERIAN PUSS HELIOS - MAY 19 IS MY BIRTHDAY! NOW I AM 2 YEARS OLD!

HEAR YE, HEAR YE! - MAY 19 IS MY BIRTHDAY!

I'M HELIOS, THE GORGEOUS, SELF-CONFIDENT SIBERIAN PUSS!

I LIVE WITH MADELEINE AND ERIC!

On May 19, 2 years ago, I came into the world as a tiny, still blind kitten!
On September 02, 2021, I moved in as merely 106 days old little Puss, with MADELEINE and ERIC!
I.e. since 624 days, l live now together with them in the sunny South of Switzerland!

IT'S SHOWTIME FOLKS! - SEE ME IN VIDEO!

VIDEO: HELIOS - A LITTLE PIXIE ENCHANTS YOU!
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HELIOS - A LITTLE PIXIE ENCHANTS YOU! - Little Cat Video

I'm a Siberian puss with a healthy self-confidence! I am a lively little guy! FOR I HAVE ROCKET FUEL IN MY BLOOD! WATCH MY VIDEO! - ©Video by Eric Maurer of Skatetrix Sport Company!

DO YOU WISH ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY TOO?


JAN 11: THE ASTRONAUT CAT IN SPACE!

SIBERIAN PUSS HELIOS - I'M THE ASTRONAUT PUSS IN SPACE!

UNTIMELY MEDITATIONS OF AN ASTRONAUT PUSS!

THE MESS AT HIS LIFT-OFF!

When he left Earth, he thought he was leaving behind the biggest mess ever!

THE MARVELOUS, HIS BRIGHT EYES SEE!

Then from space he saw the wonderful blue planet turning!
From day to night, day, night, day, night and so on!
And in his mind, he hears the marvelous prelude to the 1st act in Richard Wagner's Opera Lohengrin!

THE HORROR AT HIS RETURN!

When he returned to Earth after many days in space, he found such a mess here that was beyond imagination!
There he began gently to weep before himself!

KOYAANISQATSI!

Then he remembered the meaning of a word of the Hopi Indian language:
KOYAANISQATSI - LIFE OUT OF BALANCE!

WHO IS THE ASTRONAUT CAT IN SPACE?

IT'S HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!
Who lives together with MADELEINE BIANCHI and ERIC MAURER


DEC 31: SIBERIAN PUSS HELIOS – HAPPY NEW YEAR AND GO TO HELL!

IBERIAN PUSS HELIOS - Because I'm a polite SIBERIAN PUSS, I wish you on behalf of MADELEINE and ERIC: A HAPPY NEW YEAR! MY PERSONAL NEW YEAR'S WISH! MAY THE DEVIL TAKE YOU ALL!!

I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Because I'm a polite SIBERIAN PUSS, I wish you, on behalf of MADELEINE and ERIC:
A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

MY PERSONAL NEW YEAR'S WISH!

MAY THE DEVIL TAKE YOU ALL! YOU ALL, who run after corrupt POLITICIANS, bloodthirsty WARMONGERS and suchlike PEOPLE'S PEST!
YOU, the SUPERFLUOUS, who submissively worship THE NEW IDOL - The STATE! It's to WEEP, how YOU've transformed my beautiful BLUE PLANET into a true HELL!

YOUR MORTAL SIN - YOUR BOUNDLESS STUPIDITY!

Continue to PRATTLE your GREEN BULLSHIT about SAVING the PLANET by climate neutral living, renewable energies, pinwheels and electric mobility!

UGLY TRUTHS, YOU WANT TO HEAR!

Do you know, how many CLIMATE CONFERENCES and UNITED NATIONS CLIMATE CHANGE CONFERENCES (GOP) have already taken place?
27! (1992 to 2022)

Ever heard somewhere the term EARTH OVERSHOOT DAY?
EARTH OVERSHOOT DAY marks the date when humanity has wasted all the biological resources that Earth can regenerate during the entire year.
In 2022, it has fallen on JULY 28! I.e. after 57% of the whole year 2022!

BY THE WAY!

The 28th CLIMATE CONFERENCES will cocksure take place!
This time in DUBAI!
BLAH-BLAH-BLAH! AND THE PLANET IS SAVED!

Do you hear my sarcastic armpit farting?


OCT 22: SIBERIAN PUSS HELIOS – MY INTELIIGENCE TEST FOR HUMANS!

SIBERIAN PUSS HELIOS - When you absolved my intelligence test, you are surely intrigued how you did make out!

I'M HELIOS, THE SIBERIAN PUSS!

LET'S DO THIS INTELLIGENCE TEST OF A VERY PARTICULAR KIND!

Be warned! My test is hardly politically correct!
On the contrary, it is deliberately incorrect!
Because his questions are much too important for that!
It asks 8 crucial questions about the influence of today's politics on a society in which reason and intelligence have already lost their importance!

AGREED? LET'S GO!

QUESTION ANSWER
1 Media are the ultimate tools for the total stultification of people in the hands of capitalists? Yes! No!
2 All politicians are just puppets on the strings of capitalists? Yes! No!
3 All politicians are idiots, telling always lies, that clearly contradict with their former lies? Yes! No!
4 The state is nothing but the New Idol, as Nietzsche already said? Yes! No!
5 A democracy, constantly praised by all politicians, is a swindle? Yes! No!
6 A constitutional state, constantly praised by all politicians and profiteers, is a swindle too? Yes! No!
7 All are equal before the law, is a brazen lie? Yes! No!
8 Human rights do not apply to all, but only to ethnic groups that are politically opportune? Yes! No!

YOUR TEST RESULTS!

8 TIMES YES!

You're a notorious maverick!
And already on record with the Gestapo, Stasi, FBI, or else snoopers!
Be aware, your flat is bugged!

4 TIMES YES - 4 TIMES NO!

For the time being, you are not yet a completely hopeless case!
But in great danger to degenerate to one of the millions of stupid subjects!
A worshiper of the New Idol who constantly kowtows to his idolaters!

5 to 7 TIMES NO!

You're a dumbass, who will soon join the vast army of stupefied subjects!
The media of the capitalists and their political stooges have almost completed their job!
With your dumb noggin, stuffed with media crap, you will soon join the millions of useful idiots too!

8 TIMES NO!

You're nothing else than a useful subject!
One among the millions of dumbasses who are systematically stupefied by the media of capitalists!
One of the hopelessly enslaved ones, who falsely believe they are free!