THE OPENING FANFARE!
You and I, we all spend our lives in absurd Comradistan!
And I, MADELEINE BIANCHI, will enlighten you all about this filthy mess!
To tune in, we all sing together the following canticle of Comradistan!
CANTICLE OF COMRADISTAN
WE ALL LIVE IN A GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN
GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN, GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN
WE ALL LIVE IN A GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN
GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN, GROTESQUE COMRADISTAN!
JOIN IN and SING cheerfully these LYRICS to the TUNE of YELLOW SUBMARINE!
WHAT’S COMRADISTAN?
But, what the heck is COMRADISTAN?
It’s neither a COUNTRY nor a BOOBY HATCH!
It’s the GROTESQUE CLOUD-CUCKOO-LAND where the COMRADES rule!
WHERE’S COMRADISTAN?
In the so-called Western democracies, where the comrades, called by themselves, democrats, socialists, social democrats, live off the fat of the land!
